Come on…explain yerself!

I invented a new word: existicle.

Then, inconveniently, I realised I had to invent a definition too.

Existicle (noun). [egg-zis-tick-uhl]

A short (and ideally clever and witty) blog post encapsulating the nonsense of existence.

Luckily, the word existicle is perfect for the job it’s been given. Not only does it include the word “exist…” but it also sounds a bit like testicle.

Which is funny.

It’s practical, and nearly rude.

My recipe for a happy life.

You can email me. I read every single email I get. Even the erectile dysfunction ones: